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Monkeez Tailz Jokes of the month
from jokesbykids.com
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Age 11 from Wales:
What do you cook on in a jungle?
A gorilla (grill-a)
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Lindsay, Age 9, USA
Why did the monkey fall of the tree?
He let go!
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From MR. Age 10, USA
What is invisible and smells like bananas?
Monkey burps!
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From Brad T, Age 13, France
A baboon, a monkey, and a chicken were under an umbrella. Which one got wet?
None of them, it wasn't raining!!
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From Chris, Seattle, WA
Where does a 400 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere he wants!
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Anonymous
Why are monkeys so noisy?
Because they were raised in a zoo!
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Hamster Fun!
Watch this hilarious video of a cute hamster getting a great work out!
Hamster Jokes from
jokesbykids.com
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From Mary Sue, 10 years old, Chino, California
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam
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From Nicki, age 8, Austin, TX
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
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From David, 8 years old, Florence, Italy
What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant ?
Sir!
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From Natalie, age 10, Mesa, AZ
When does a hamster take a bath?
When no one's looking!
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From Ellery D., age 8, Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
When do hamsters run away from rain?
When its raining cats and dogs!
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From Mrs. Gratz' Class, age 10, Minnesota
Where does a hamster go for Spring Break?
Thats it folks! for more jokes go to jokesbykids.com
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